Willy the whale ate me?

So I was just sitting at home petting my dog who wants to do it, when all of a sudden the Yellow Submarine comes crashing through my walls as my wallpaper starts melting. But instead of the Beatles coming out a group of whales came out and did it with me. My dog was jealous so he bit Dr. zaius but then the whales said dont tell anyone but i told the marching hammers who were in my room and then Willy the whale ate me. Now im in a video game and mario is there doing my dog. What should i do?